SUDDENLY NINJAS

what does that even mean　

hey guess what i can vagueblog too!

if i had know you were going to take this so personally i wouldn’t have even bothered

i mean its a fucking multiplayer game with leaderboards the entire point of it all is competition isn’t it?? at no point did i ever say “oh hey lets fuck with her by ruining her efforts”, i was trying to give you a good-natured challenge and you went and took it way too personally

and the thing is yes i do feel bad because you spent a long while on getting that score and honestly i beat it pretty fast but again it wasn’t to fucking antagonize you

i expected you to be annoyed at me and then maybe we’d joke about it and you’d go and easily break my record

and instead you basically excommunicate me over this shit

the funny thing is im not even mad at you or at myself or anything, i just don’t want to go from being bros to never talking over something as innocent as a bloody video game

i wouldn’t even be making this vagueblog except i’ve been sitting here for an hour feeling like shit and if i don’t get this out i probably won’t ever talk to you again because ill be too scared to try

and yes i know you most likely unfollowed my tumblr and aren’t reading this but hey guess what i apparently don’t have it in me to hate you back, so i guess i’ll just sit here and stare at your vagueblogs about how i’m a horrible human being when all i wanted to do was play a damn game against you

again i’m not even mad im just frustrated and sick of arguing so much over things that just seem minor at the time and i’m sorry i guess? part of me says i shouldnt even be saying sorry considering i not once tried to act like i was better than you i even said you did a fucking great job at getting a good score (and you honestly did)

im just not capable of hating people i guess

ps: literally every time we play together you’re way better than i am so i dont see how one single highscore can come off as me bragging because i can and will freely admit i can’t play for shit compared to you, i had to play with sudden death on and go through like 30 attempts to beat your score and im willing to bet you could do the same with a bit of practice　

wow im terrible at being mad at people

lordcrump:

IM GONNA PEE BECAUSE I GOT RANK #13 ON NORMAL MODE ON GOBIS VALLEY IN OSU :—-)

jokes on you i just got 7th

Reblog with your Homestuck OTP

labuff:

9aia:

sisterbutters:

tavros-hot-butt:

geckogeckogecko:

telescopiic:

karkatschoiceass:

xyluq:

bk4ever:

tavbro:

todd-haberkorn:

DaveJade and PBJ

PBJ

PBJ, DaveJade, and SolluxAradia

PBJ (-‘:

SOLKAT!!!!!!!!!!

SolKat. uwu

v-v-v-vriskan

pbj and solfef

GamTav (switching it up people)

currently?
EriJohn
whatdo

erijohn 4 lyfe

followed by a close davejohn

rose/kanaya i guess

even tho i ship everybody

a question to my followers

are there any uncommon kinks people would like to see me try to write?

i’ve done a good handful of them but i’ve always wanted to branch out, and i’m kind of curious if anyone has suggestions as to kinks outside of the general fatstuck sort of thing i usually do

literally any kink is fine no matter how bizarre you might think it is, and if you don’t want to reply to this feel free to anonask, i just want some decent ideas to hopefully try and start writing again

i guess this is sort of a request post except theres a good chance i wont get to write a lot of what you guys suggest bluh

either way please throw kinks at me

suddenly act 6-4 is amazing

azure liveblogs the avengers

ok so this is really long and really boring but i just watched the avengers and i felt like liveblooging my thoughts

obviously this is the entire movie so spoilers and shit but if you feel like reading it here you go

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things i have learned from playing elona

1. taxes are serious business
2. little girls make excellent pets provided you equip them with claymores
3. in general slavery is a-ok as long as you remember to pick up your dead slaves at the bar before you leave
4. carrying bottles of dye around at all times is wise
5. dreams suck
6. upholding the law means slaughtering everybody who could be considered anything less than indecent (alternately: to a guard, there is no such thing as trial, the miranda code, the geneva convention, jail, human rights, or reasonable use of force)
7. when in doubt, eat a dead squirrel
8. suitcases, bits of paper, nuts and casino chips are valuable commodities
9. gravekeepers can and will end the world if you spill ink on them
10. bandits suck
11. fairies cannot wear anything over 1 milligram in weight, although they have no trouble carrying functional bronzework pianos
12. the average parent in north tyris believes dead animals, pieces of litter or useless colored rocks are worthwhile birthday gifts for their kids
13. bears are inferior to small children as minions and/or slaves
14. jewellery is the art of writing scrolls by substituting pieces of glitter or jagged rocks for quills
15. stealing trees and placing them in caverns is a worthwhile effort
16. horrifying and disfiguring yet functional mutations are good; horrifying and disfiguring yet functional diseases are cause for alarm
17. it is considered socially acceptable to walk into someone’s house and eat all their bread provided you don’t touch it with your hands
18. do not fuck with chess pieces